i ship my friends together in risque fanfiction
Clorin: gC i need some relationship advice man
Clorin: what do i do
grandCurator: I dunno.
Clorin: if everything is AWESOME
grandCurator: OK, SO FIRST, YOU HAVE TO BE A MAN CLORIN
Clorin: are you sure
Clorin: because like
grandCurator: SEX CHANGE
grandCurator: ONLY OPTION
Clorin: is there anyway to be MORE AWESOME
grandCurator: KICK DICK AND FUCK THE POLICE
Clorin: but man
Clorin: we are already doing that
Clorin: so dude
Clorin: HOW DO WE MORE AWESOME
grandCurator: Stab anus and rip testicles?
RKay: One of you has to become Neil Patrick Harris
Clorin: woah man
Clorin: we aren't the s and m type
Clorin: also dude
grandCurator: I vote Bob becomes NPH
Clorin: dude wouldn't that be cool
RKay: but how does that help Clorin's relationship
Clorin: if bob were secretly
grandCurator: Because NPH is my master
RKay: ok so
RKay: are you saying
RKay: that you vote Bob to be your master?
RKay: cause that is kind of
RKay: not judging though
Clorin: gC wants to be dominated by Bob secretly
RKay: or not so secretly
Clorin: he is a bad secret keeper
RKay: It's ok GC
RKay: there is no judging here
Clorin: gC dreams of that british accent morphing into nph
Clorin: he's getting all hot under the collar
Clorin: gC do you need a fan to fan yourself
RKay: he's getting the vapours
Clorin: gC we don't judge
Clorin: we love the fact that you are open about your desire for Bob
grandCurator: First cave now bob?
RKay: it is down right refreshing
grandCurator: WHY ME
Clorin: because gC
RKay: Ask yourself that question
Clorin: youxanyone makes awesome fanfics
grandCurator: Why me though?
RKay: I dunno
RKay: it's just
RKay: so easy
grandCurator: Is it because I am so sexy? Clearly the answer.
Clorin: if that is what you want to interpret
RKay: Maybe it's because you are a slut
Clorin: here let me find an alxgC fic
grandCurator: HEY. I am only a slut on the weekends.
RKay: the rest of the time you get paid
Clorin: Al shivered as gC sent his message. "sup"
grandCurator: Otherwise I am a full-fledged who- what the fuck
Clorin: gC planned that.
grandCurator: OH NO
Clorin: he knew exactly what buttons to press
RKay: oh no clorin is in full troll mode
Clorin: "how are you dude"
grandCurator: GOD WHYYY
RKay: THIS WILL BE INTERESTING
RKay: RKay sits back with popcorn and watches
[7: 42:16 PM] *** grandCurator has changed the conversation topic to "Apparently, I (gC) make good fanfic material." ***
Clorin: Al breathed hard as he typed his reply, the blush tinting his face a brilliant red. "good, you?"
Jaimie: (I am copying all of this into a text file :P)
RKay: (thank you)
grandCurator: And of all people
RKay: she's mad about you breaking the engagement
Clorin: The two sighed in ecstasy as their cursors flashed in the entry box.
grandCurator: Oh yeah
grandCurator: Totally happened
Jaimie: don't think I've forgotten :I
Clorin: "i'm good" gC replied. He scooted closer to the screen. Trying to be closer to the one at the other end of the wires.
grandCurator: GOD WHY
Clorin: "man did you see the new adventure time" Al asked seductively. He couldn't bear seeing the response to his question immediately. The embarrassment was too great.
Clorin: gC touched the screen now, goosbumps rising on his flesh. "is it the one in the clearing?"
Clorin: "yes, it is," al replied. he gulped. The moment of truth was upon him. "Do you want to see me sparkle?"
Clorin: if i go any further i'llruin it :D
grandCurator: I WOULD SAY
Clorin: gC wants to find out
grandCurator: I'm good.
Clorin: what happens when Al runs at vampire speeds to his place
Clorin: and takes him to the clearing
grandCurator: OH GOD
grandCurator: Is Al Edward Cullen?
Clorin: and shows him his glitter sparkle set
Clorin: and they discover the delights of glue and glitter
Clorin: over scrapbook paper
RKay: and then Al signed online
RKay: DISPOSE OF THE EVIDENCE
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