so i dreamed a not-anxiety dream last night where I was planning on buying a pet bird. The guy at the pet store said he’d let me get acquainted with this green parrot for half an hour, so I offered my arm to the bird and suddenly the dang thing turned into a weird soda box.

I put the soda box down and it started wriggling about and got into a network and started to infect all the data all the way to the government. The data was represented by Sega cartridges turning bright red for some reason? I grabbed the soda box thing and managed to reverse the damage by pressing ctrl+z. The soda box disintegrated and I started getting freaked out about what to tell the pet shop about their parrot.

When I got back, though, the guy was shoved aside by an anthropomorphic dog and cat team that were dressed up like a government worker from FMA. They congratulated me on my hard work and the dog lit up a cigarette. The introduced themselves as Doge and Cat.

Then there was this whole thing about speed-running a Sburb session, being attacked by UFOs with fire and ice rays (which actually turned out to belong to Skyrim dragons that escaped the UFOs), and putting out lava with ice.

Also a haunted house.