Meet the Loaf. It’s where you get your meatloaf. You can eat them raw, or skin them and bake them and cover them in catsup. Their only real natural defense is how insufferably cute they are! They don’t have bones, and they come in a variety of pastel colours!
Loafs also communicate via raspberries. If you squeeze them, they squeak!
I made this for Tyler, my boyfriend, because he is just delighted with the concept of an unspeakably adorable creature being baked in an oven.