frequentmasstransit replied to your post: i knwo this is elik all fuhnyk and stuff btu i…

you what

i dreamed that romney demanded a recount and overcame obama in the election

apparently what i didn’t dream was blogging about it :P

frequentmasstransit replied to your post: Answering on tumblr will not be sufficient. You know else ways to contact me, perhaps if we [i]talked[/i] more, I would not resort to such mysterious measures. I’m probably about as good at giving non-specfic clues to my identity as I am with interacting with people… er, question mark?

pretty creepy

Yeah, sorta. But! If it turns into something creepier it’s easy just to make it stop if it’s from one person.

I’m not going to tolerate someone trying to manipulate me into talking to them.

And, hello, yes, if you’re seeing this, mystery person, this is how I see it. Feel free to yell at me if you buzz me up as yourself.

frequentmasstransit replied to your post: wraithlike replied to your post: firefox was…

you could try signing up to the youtube html5 trial, that runs videos without flash

done and done

frequentmasstransit replied to your photo: read this carefully and realize with me that …

You know, there’s a margarine in the UK whose tagline is “I can’t believe it’s not butter”

We have a butter substitute that is literally called “I can’t believe it’s not butter”.

It simply never occurred to me before that Country Crock, my choice brand of spread, is literally not butter and says nothing about being butter on it.

This is what happens when you don’t read labels on shit you’ve been picking up since you were old enough to leave the cart. How do I know now that my entire childhood of food isn’t a lie? Was that really vinegar? Was that really low-budget bologna? Were those actual ketchup packets?

Is my life a lie?

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frequentmasstransit replied to your photo: read this carefully and realize with me that …

Also, country crock could mean “country nonsense” if you take the slang meaning of crock

MY LIFE IS A LIE

frequentmasstransit replied to your post: okay the housewife train stops here for…

Yeah I like my buffalo wings with a side of fire as well

BEST TYPO

next to the post i made about mental slowness and telling people they earned a mental for guessing my brain was being a butt

frequentmasstransit replied to your post: frequentmasstransit replied to your post: so i got…

haha yeah not really my thing :P

idk bob you could end up at places like the food in my beard and get hooked

frequentmasstransit replied to your post: so i got up to go to work and got a text from my…

I don’t know if any housewives blog

like 75% of cooking/crafting/journaling/housekeeping blogs seem to be a housewife (or househusband, I’ve seen a few of those) talking about her (or his, as the case may be) SO/children along with whatever she (butts) is doing

idk it doesn’t seem to be one of those places you gravitate towards

me on the other hand

i always end up on such sites because hobbies

frequentmasstransit replied to your post: pet peeve #10

Sometimes I think there are sounds at my door or in the corridor due to music

it’s scary, isn’t it?

then you pause and listen and it stops so you turn the music on and is starts again

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