one of the scariest things that happens to me in skyrim is when i’m sneaking in a supposedly empty part of a dungeon
and my sneak level goes up
so this is for you skyrim fans
my dad makes hella cool halloween props, so he made this wicked awesome arcane enchanter from skyrim
you can’t even comprehend how sick this table is
holy fucking hell
daaannnggg
A biologist played Skyrim…
Tastes like therapod..
“postmortem decay set in SERIOUSLY quickly”
HEH.
Day 139:
Spirits are low today as I continue my efforts to understand the enigmatic Draco skyrimica, but have been stymied in my desire to obtain a complete specimen as postmortem combustion hampers these attempts. I have lost at least a dozen graduate students in various attempts at preventing this spontaneous decay, mostly to consumption by said dragons before they are culled but three were caught in the death conflaguration and sadly perished with valuable research tools that are hard to replace without gaining the services of the local heroes who seem to enjoy such meaningless tasks.
Attempts to understand flatuignitian properties of Draco skyrimica have met similar set backs due to flammability of graduate students.

Rajazzak. She’s an excellent sneak and can shoot someone down from a mountain away, but ask her to actually fight and she can’t claw her way out of a paper bag. She named herself and likes to pretend she’s important but really she’s nothing more than a sneak-thief.
i’ve been playing skyrim off and on for a bit. i always tend to play the same kind of character, but all of them are slightly different.
>playing skyrim for about 4 hours and computer is calm and happy
>get on tumblr and computer busts a nut trying to cool itself off
anyway in other news I’m playing Skyrim from scratch and I can’t remember a goddamned thing from the first time around (which is good, I suppose) so I’m enjoying myself
still playing a khajiit thief with a heart of chocolate with gold wrapping
anyway gotta…go do something…productive.
the skyrim theme done on minecraft note blocks by ValcanGaming

Vilkas from Skyrim, for dovahkiin-emmaline.